Five phrases during March Madness that make it okay to quit your job

“As a token of our appreciation for you guys this year, we ordered lunch in both Thursday and Friday.”

“I’m a Leno guy, so to boycott all the trash talking to Jay, I’m block CBS.com from the Internet.”

“That project is due on Monday, so we’re going to need you to come in this weekend.”

“We will be having a meeting today from 9 AM to 5 PM.”

“Is there any sports on this weekend?”